I’ll give you till the count of ten. 1….2….10!!!!! Keep the change you filthy animal! ~Montana

Ok, I am going to tell a joke that I heard. Two olives cross the street, one gets run over by a car. The other comes back out to the street and says to the other olive, ” Are you ok, are you ok!!???” The one that got smashed says, ” Banana. ” Dang, I […]

You now may digitally scan with your nondigital eyes. Cheers! ~Montana

I called Disney and told them I needed a pretty day. Well, they delivered. I mean, all of their backdrops and colors! Spot on! It really makes my life easier sometimes. All of that was a joke. Cheers! ~Montana

A text from Marissa. ” I have had such a long day of work, meetings, and travel, but every time I look at the pictures you took, it brings a smile to my face.” My Gas tank is filled to the top. Cheers, ~Montana